He is a Wise Man Who Invented Beer T-Shirt
Product details
| Management number | 248460554 | Release Date | 2026/09/03 | List Price | US$8.80 | Model Number | 248460554 | ||
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Philosophy class never tasted this good. The He Is A Wise Man Who Invented Beer T-Shirt throws a cold one in the face of pretension with the timeless—if somewhat misattributed—quote “He is a wise man who invented beer. —Plato,” stamped inside a frothy mug silhouette.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton in forest green or crisp white, this tee is perfect for deep thinkers, pint drinkers, and anyone who appreciates a little classical wisdom with their IPA.
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Material: 100% ringspun cotton—smooth enough for debates, sturdy enough for bar tabs
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Fit: Unisex cut for philosophers, partiers, and everyone in between
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Colors: Forest Green or White with bold white (on green) or forest-green (on white) print
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; no Socratic irony required
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Ideal for pub philosophers, beer-snob scholars, and anyone who knows that all great ideas start with a pint.
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